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Post by Quantumly on Dec 7, 2020 10:13:36 GMT -5
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Post by Quantumly on Dec 7, 2020 10:15:21 GMT -5
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Post by Quantumly on Dec 7, 2020 21:30:49 GMT -5
We see what we want to see. This guy is not on the side of a mountain. He is lying on a road with his hand in a small patch of grass. It's all about the angle of the camera.Photo from Endless_Vanity. From Reddit.com
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Post by Quantumly on Dec 7, 2020 21:37:43 GMT -5
Is this dog cut in half? From esquonk. From Reddit.com |
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Post by Quantumly on Dec 7, 2020 21:40:38 GMT -5
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Post by Quantumly on Dec 7, 2020 21:44:06 GMT -5
A grasshopper on the windshield look like a giant grasshopper towering over the power poles and everything else in sight. From: AhoffNYC Reddit |
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Post by Quantumly on Dec 7, 2020 21:50:48 GMT -5
This is a really serious thought and whoever wrote this deserve some kind of profound recognition. How many light bulbs does it take to change people? From:@_x_antisicial_butterfly_x Instagram |
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Post by Quantumly on Dec 7, 2020 22:54:56 GMT -5
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Post by Quantumly on Dec 8, 2020 13:06:33 GMT -5
The official DIY Christmas Angel made with face masks |
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Post by Quantumly on Dec 19, 2020 12:26:31 GMT -5
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Post by Quantumly on Dec 20, 2020 13:37:47 GMT -5
I hope the guy who invented auto-correct burns in 'hello'
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Post by Quantumly on Dec 20, 2020 13:39:56 GMT -5
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Post by Quantumly on Dec 30, 2020 9:05:26 GMT -5
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Post by Quantumly on Jan 1, 2021 12:23:49 GMT -5
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Post by Quantumly on Sept 24, 2023 15:10:21 GMT -5
One evening, while sitting around the dinner table, a little girl looked up and asked her father, “Daddy, you’re the boss, right?” Her father was very pleased by this and replied, “Yes.” Then, the little girl continued, “That’s because mommy put you in charge, right?”
Daddy, daddy, can I have another glass of water?
But I’ve already given you ten!
I know, but the bedroom is still on fire!
Junior had just received his brand-new driver’s license.
To celebrate the special day, the whole family went out to the driveway and climbed into the car for his first official drive.
Dad went immediately to the back seat, right behind the newly licensed driver.
“I’ll bet you are back there to get a change of scenery, right?
After all these months of sitting up here, teaching me how to drive?” Junior said to his dad.
“Nope!” said dad. “I’m going to sit back here and kick the back of your seat as you drive, just like you’ve been doing to me for sixteen years!”
Happy Father’s Day to all you dads!
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Post by Quantumly on Sept 24, 2023 15:15:17 GMT -5
12. Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a blow-up
Doll?
A: Around 2 cans of hair spray.
13. Q: Why is a blonde like a stamp?
A: Both get licked, then stuck, and finally sent on their way.
14. Q: Why is a blonde like railway tracks?
A: Cos she's been laid all over the country.
55. Q: What's the difference between a blonde on her back and a
turtle on it's back?
A: Absolutely Nothing - both are totally screwed!
57. Q: What is the definition of the perfect woman?
A: A deaf and dumb blonde nymphomaniac whose father owns a
pub.
58. Q: How do you get a blonde off of her knees?
A: Come. |
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